What is it like being the bigger/smaller one in the relationship?
1. Anything more than a mouthful is a pain in the ass.
“Anything more than a mouthful is a pain in the ass.”
2. When it comes to gay sex, there is absolutely such a thing as too big.
“When it comes to gay sex, there is absolutely such a thing as too big. I’d take a guy with a pencil d**k over a Corbin Fisher horse-c**k any day.”
3. Besides bragging rights and the look, it’s mainly just inconvenient to be bigger.
“I’m bigger by about 2″. It doesn’t bother him since he’s above average himself. Besides bragging rights and the look, it’s mainly just inconvenient to be bigger.”
4. Most guys don’t take it well when the girl they’re hitting on has a bigger d**k than they do.
“I’m trans, and unfortunately also am well endowed. Most guys don’t take it well when the girl they’re hitting on has a bigger d**k than they do.”
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5. What I lack in d**k I make up for in ass.
“I’m a little below average, but my f**kbuddy has a HUGE d**k (like a baby/toddler arm) and at first it was intimidating, and but he didn’t seem to care, so neither did I. And he’s a total top and I’m like 90% bottom anyway. Plus, what I lack in d**k I make up for in ass ;)”
6. Taking a twelver in the stank tank ain’t no small feat and that ain’t no lie.
“Taking a twelver in the stank tank ain’t no small feat and that ain’t no lie. But if ya eat real good an heavy the night before – something like giblets and gravy or tuna melts, and ya push real hard back on em and have em punch your ribs a little, you can fit just about anything up ‘er I reckon.”
7. It’s like cars: it doesn’t matter if it’s a hatchback or a limo, if it’s pretty I’ll take it for a ride.
“I’m gay and have two boyfriends. I’m the ‘big’ one (about 2 inches bigger than one and 3.5 bigger than the other). I don’t actually mind a smaller D**k as long as its shaped nice. It’s like cars: it doesn’t matter if it’s a hatchback or a limo, if it’s pretty I’ll take it for a ride. I’m a top so I just have to go slow and easy at the start and I usually get no complaints. One of my boys gets real self-conscious about it and I feel a bit bad, but I can’t really do anything about it. I’d like to reassure him because he does those self-deprecating jokes about his size that we all know mask a pained truth, but it’s hard (Heh) to figure out what to say. I just usually hug him and blow him to make him feel better. The weird one is the other one who just talks about it all the time. He compliments it, says he loves it, tells people about it(ugh), and just stares at it sometimes. It’s unnerving for 2 reasons. I’m not British but have that quality of the Brit’s wherein I can’t take a compliment. I honestly never know what to say and just end up uncomfortable with all the attention. Also, I’m a huge guy. I’m 6’8″ tall and over 200 lbs. so having a lengthy lad ladle doesn’t look that impressive. It just sort of fits me so I’m pretty sure it’s nothing special. Getting praise heaped on me for something that’s just as proportionate as my ears is a little weird.”
8. I’m the smaller guy by a few inches and I love it, pretty much his bitch.
“I’m the smaller guy by a few inches and I love it, pretty much his bitch. Obviously he’s the top. It’s pretty cool though, both comfortable.”
9. I think gay guys prefer a prettier d**k over a huge one.
“Like everyone has said on this thread, it doesn’t matter too much. I think gay guys prefer a prettier d**k over a huge one. There are plenty of eggplants that look rotten or distorted and I’d prefer a smaller and prettier one any day.”
10. To be honest, it’s a relief to be the smaller endowed one.
“To be honest, it’s a relief to be the smaller endowed one. Most guys have trouble with xl d***s. They love to get topped by me because it isn’t intimidating. One guy said to me, ‘what a relief, after he saw mine.” I’m 6’3″ so he thought I’d be packing heavy. I used to be self-conscious about it but honestly it has become a selling point. Especially for guys who want their first-time anal experience to be smooth sailing. I don’t even worry anymore about telling guys. One guy I am friends with told me only big d***s get laid a lot, I couldn’t help but smile and nod. I have lots of repeat business as it were. I have only had one dude turn me down on size alone and he wasn’t a decent dude anyway it turned out.”