Pride season is just around the corner, and if you don’t have a couple of gay shirts to wear, you better get on it. Whether you would prefer something trendy like a #bottom t-shirt or a flirtatious eggplant emoji tank top, we have you covered.
Here are our top ten picks to make your Pride look pop!
1. Peach and Eggplant Emoji
It says “put your eggplant in my peach” without being overly explicit.
2. Butt Slut
Well, you’re not wasting any time are you?
3. No One Should Live in the Closet
Harry Potter fans rejoice; coming out is your choice!
4. Bear Periodic Table
Suggestive and smart.
5. Pole Dancing Unicorn
“I want to be that boring ass horse,” said no one ever.
6. Sounds Gay, Count Me In…
… side you.
7. Sorry About Your Hole
Power top, anyone?
8. Make American Gay Again
Because gay is great.
For when you take your favorite niece to a Pride Parade.
10. I Would Bottom You So Hard
So you can respond to the guy wearing the “Sorry About Your Hole” shirt.