Protect Yourself With Your Jocks Off With This Jockstrap Face Mask
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Protect Yourself With Your Jocks Off With This Jockstrap Face Mask

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“New, used, or worn, it’s your choice!” says Emerson Collins.

Disclaimer: We are no way claiming that wearing a jockstrap will actually protect you from the novel coronavirus.

Who knew the gays would be ideally equipped for a global pandemic? Producer, actor, and self-described Dandy, Emerson Collins just had an inspired idea. Why not repurpose your collection of jockstraps into practical, and fashionable face masks? Collins released a guide on Instagram, and it might be the gayest thing we’ve seen this year.

 

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JOCKSTRAP MASK TUTORIAL. Because, why not!

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It’s everything you could want! What other item of clothing do you own that offers as much support and as many options for color coordination? You can also choose to go unwashed if you’re feeling…frisky. Perhaps we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

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“Yes, straight boys, you can make it with that sad, tired one you still have from high school football, or whatever,” added Collins. “I’m an absurd person,” he adds while holding up his immense collection of jockstraps.

Check out more of Collins’ Instagram posts below!

 

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Protect Yourself With Your Jocks Off With This Jockstrap Face Mask

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