As fireworks exploded across the nation, amateur bodybuilder (and adult filmmaker) Michael Hoffman made an apology video … in the buff. It’s safe to say Hoffman’s derriere is better than Bieber’s booty and Marc Jacobs’ tush and it looks like he could teach you how to shave your butt and possibly your balls. He started his apology by saying:
Hey everyone, it’s Michael.
It’s been quite a while since I made a video. It’s currently July 2, 2015. Hope you guys enjoy this video, it’s gonna be a good 4th of July present for you guys.
Anyway, I just wanted to keep you guys updated on what’s been going on.
I’ve been doing okay. I feel bad for a lot of people. Uhm. I screwed a lot of people over, and, it was not right of me at all. I’ve been going through a really really rough time with my family, but that’s no excuse to fuck the people over that I did, and uhh, if I owe you a video, this is your video for free. So, other than that, uuuh, hope you guys enjoy this video. And I think you really gonna like it. So. uhhm, anyway, let’s get started. All right. I’m gonna do a lot of stuff that people requested me to do, and uhh, I think you really, I think you guys…like I said you really really enjoy it.
Hoffman’s apology escalated quickly, and before we could say “Is he gay?” he was humping the bed and fingering himself. Before you watch the video, cast your vote below!
H/T: Gaily Grind