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New Conan Game Let’s You Customize Everything

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In the new open-world survival game Conan Exiles, designers took character customization to the next level. The game is now available on Early Access, and PC Gamer’s Chris Livingston already built a character. Although many games allow players to customize their avatars, few allow the level of control granted in Conan Exiles.

Livingston took to Twitter to show off the game’s impressive character builder, which allows players to control endowment and breast size. That’s right. You can finally play as a hung barbarian. He even made some amusing GIFs to demonstrate the smoothness of the endowment slider.

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Livingston also provided a sneak peek of the game’s controls, which allow you to execute a plethora of ball-swinging maneuvers. He described the functionality beautifully in his hilarious first take. “Conan Exiles has a ‘Vanity Camera’, toggled by pressing V, which lets you examine your character from all angles.

This is about the point in the game where you’ll notice the dong-and-sack physics, provided by the Unreal 4 engine. Have a look,” he wrote.

He continued, “If you’re asking, the answer is yes. Yes, I did very nearly die of dehydration (in the game) while making gifs of my character’s flopping pouch and jiggling wang. I can’t help it! Physics are fun, cocks and balls are utterly ridiculous, and you just don’t see them together in games that often. So I jumped, and squatted, and lurched, and ran, and turned, and hunched, all while taking in the majesty of a physics-enabled package.”

Although we can’t attest to the quality of Conan Exiles, we can guarantee you it’s full of flaccid wieners. See for yourself!

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