3 Naughty Toys You Can Stuff in His Stocking

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The holidays are just around the corner, which means it’s time to start thinking about giving (and receiving). Regardless of your beliefs, planning ahead makes the season a lot more pleasant. So, we came up with a list of stocking stuffers that will surely spice up your gift exchange.

While turkey and mistletoe help make the season bright, these naughty presents won’t keep the squeeze in tight. However, if you use promo code GAYETY on, you’ll save 35 percent off the highest priced item in your cart and get free shipping (in the United States).

Lux LX3+ Male Prostate Stimulator

Nothing says “Ho Ho Ho” like a good prostate massage. There are many massagers on the market, but many are missing refined features, which is why it’s time to expand your horizons. The Lux LX3+ Male Prostate Stimulator hits your prostate perfectly, and its vibrations are strong enough to jingle all your bells.

This is a photo of a prostate massager.

With varying speeds to customize your experience, you don’t need to worry about the Lux LX3+ making noise. It’s gentle hum is incredibly quiet, so you don’t have to worry about waking up grandpa across the hall. Plus, it’s made of 100 percent seamless silicone, which provides smoother penetration, and holds body heat to maximize relaxation.

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Using this toy is incredibly simple; simply apply lube to your anus to and massage it gently until it slips inside your hole. Then, find your spot and let the vibrations take you to a winter wonderland. It’s battery lasts for an hour and fifteen minutes, so you have plenty of time to climax.

Finishing with the Lux LX3+with always comes with a huge smile and an eruption of man milk all over your sheets.


Extreme Sex Machine

The Extreme Sex Machine is the world’s first portable, travel-friendly sex machine used for male-on-male or solo play. In essence, it’s a compatible double-sided toy aimed to pleasure both tops and bottoms simultaneously.

One end features interchangeable 7” or 8” dildos, and the other hosts a Fanta Flesh anal sleeve complete with two rows of beads for maximum pleasure. With a flip of a switch, the Extreme Sex Machine’s motor activates, thrusting and stroking on either end.

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In case you wanted to save the memories for later, the Extreme Sex Machine also has an attachment for your smartphone or tablet so you can record his (or your) “O” face. Plus, for the nights you fly solo, the machine can quickly transform into a handheld device.

Fleshlight Go: Torque Ice

Every man should have a lightweight, portable toy for travel — especially during the holidays. Instead of settling for a mediocre model, splurge on the Fleshlight Go: Torque Ice.

This is a photo of the Flashlight Go Torque Ice.

Like the original Fleshlight, the Fleshlight Go creates an intense sucking sensation that’s completely customizable, and it’s made of SuperSkin that looks and feels real. As a result, you’ll experience a toe-curling orgasm guaranteed to make your night everything but silent. Remember to use promo code GAYETY to save 25 percent off this item! This is a photo of a muscular young guy laying on a bed.

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