This winter has been unusually warm in many naturally cold places throughout the nation. Chicago, for example, is ordinarily freezing (literally) in December, and its residents typically bundle up to fight the chill. But, this year, the climate shifted and Chicagoans are enjoying the warmth (if you consider high forties warm).
During a recent weather forecast on WGN news, a soaking wet and shirtless lumberjack crashed the forecast. The fit jogger’s name is Ethan, and single but straight. When asked about his running attire, he said, “It’s a great day for a run. Too wet to wear a shirt, you know?”