Patty Parsons is a wife, “maw maw” and mother who loves Jesus. When she found a mysterious object suctioned to the wall of her son’s shower, she turned to Twitter for help. Fortunately, they came to the rescue! That’s a Fleshlight, Patty.
CJ is the only on to use the downstairs bathroom and I went down to clean and seen this anyone know what it is pic.twitter.com/Tmb4jJiM3z
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 22, 2015
In a nut shell, your son puts his dick in there and then pounds away. Silly, maw maw. Apparently, poor Patty Parsons’ troubles aren’t over; her son ordered an adorable jock strap from Andrew Christian, which he’ll probably look amazing sporting.
Opened CJs mail found these dont look very Christian to me even tho I let him use my card for it bc its christian pic.twitter.com/6rTGO2do3V — Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) December 2, 2015
All jokes aside, we sincerely hope Patty Parsons loves and supports her son — no matter what. Even if he is a jockstrap wearing Fleshjack fan who takes long showers.
Support Patty Parsons’ son and retweet!
.@PattyParsonsPat, it’s just a @Fleshjack, & his @AndrewChristian #JockStrap is adorable. We hope you ❤️ & support your son unconditionally. — Gayety (@Gayetyco) December 3, 2015