6. It stops growing in your early 20s.
So, if you’re over 25, you better be happy with what you got because that’s it. That’s the way the mop flops.
7. Long dongs are an evolutionary advantage.
For many gay men, size matters and they like it big. But, did you know it’s actually an evolutionary advantage? Here’s why: A longer womb broom can flush out another dude’s load, and make room for your own.
8. They can be really small.
The next time you feel down about your junk, remember the smallest human peen ever recorded was only ⅝ of an inch.
9. If you don’t use it, you could lose it.
No, it’s not going to fall off, but if you don’t play with your little man regularly, he could shrink, and we know you don’t want that. So … stop what you’re doing and go rub one out. Seriously. Go now.
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