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Watch These Guys Try On Their ‘Ideal Penis’

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According to the Journal of Urology, the average penis length is approximately 3.5 inches soft and 5.1 inches hard. The study revealed that the length of a flaccid penis averages from 2.8 to 3.9 inches, while erect penises average 4.7 to 6.3 inches. Despite these stats, as much as 45 percent of adult men think they have a small penis.

Fortunately, BuzzFeed grabbed a couple of guys and gave them a perfect penis to take for a test drive. The two men described the things they like and dislike about their penises, and drew their wish-weiner.

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One of the participants, who happens to be gay, wanted a big one — a really big one. “Penis size, in the gay community, is a pretty big deal. You’re expected to walk around with this giant anaconda,” he said.

Disregarding the physical implications of being extremely well-endowed, he said, “Yes, I would love a size difference. I actually kind of want to have maybe a 12-inch penis. I’ve seen so much gay porn that I think this is the ideal size.”

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The other participant who identifies as straight wasn’t as specific when he claimed to want one similar to “what a porn star [penis] would look like.” When he finally took his long dong for a spin, he swiftly had second thoughts.

After strapping it on, he said, “I don’t think this is ideal for me.” He even gave his large new package a swing and concluded, “I mean, how would you even walk around? This is a lot to handle; this is a lot to deal with,” he adds. “It definitely will change your life.”

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