Watch These Guys Try On Their ‘Ideal Penis’

Man tries on his ideal penis size.

According to the Journal of Urology, the average penis length is approximately 3.5 inches soft and 5.1 inches hard. The study revealed that the length of a flaccid penis averages from 2.8 to 3.9 inches, while erect penises average 4.7 to 6.3 inches. Despite these stats, as much as 45 percent of adult men think they have a small penis.

Fortunately, BuzzFeed grabbed a couple of guys and gave them a perfect penis to take for a test drive. The two men described the things they like and dislike about their penises, and drew their wish-weiner.

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One of the participants, who happens to be gay, wanted a big one — a really big one. “Penis size, in the gay community, is a pretty big deal. You’re expected to walk around with this giant anaconda,” he said.

Disregarding the physical implications of being extremely well-endowed, he said, “Yes, I would love a size difference. I actually kind of want to have maybe a 12-inch penis. I’ve seen so much gay porn that I think this is the ideal size.”

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The other participant who identifies as straight wasn’t as specific when he claimed to want one similar to “what a porn star [penis] would look like.” When he finally took his long dong for a spin, he swiftly had second thoughts.

After strapping it on, he said, “I don’t think this is ideal for me.” He even gave his large new package a swing and concluded, “I mean, how would you even walk around? This is a lot to handle; this is a lot to deal with,” he adds. “It definitely will change your life.”

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