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This Crazy Christian Wants You to Stop Masturbating

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In a YouTube video published in 2012 by Pornsexturbation, a young Christian guy attempts to convince men to stop “waxing the carrot”. The host begins his pitch stating that “petting the snake” shouldn’t be “a part of your Christian walk,” (WTF does that mean?).

If you don’t have time to watch the video above, he explains his reasoning with three distinct points:

Point 1: You cannot separate masturbation and lust.

“If you’re masturbating, you are having lustful thoughts about a woman. There’s no way around it.”

Point 2: It is a selfish act.

“Sex is more than just a way to get pleasure. When you masturbate, you’re using a sexual function just to get pleasure. If you look at sex this way, you’re probably not going to be very good at it when you get married.”

Point 3: Masturbation becomes an idol.

“We put it before God’s commands to have self-control and to take our thoughts captive. If you can’t not masturbate, you don’t have power over it and it’s an idol.”

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The spastic host adds that instead of masturbating, you should dedicate that time to serving people. He even gives examples of these acts, which include folding your roommate’s laundry (yeah, that sounds fun) or cleaning your friend’s car.

Near the end of the video, he asserts that instead of masturbating, you should turn to “Jesus for all of your needs.” Thankfully, the next video that popped up in our YouTube playlist was from AsapSCIENCE, and it brought us back to the reality in a jiffy.

H/T: NewNowNext

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