In 1869, American physician George Taylor invented a steam-powered device called “The Manipulator” and changed the world. Then, in 1880, Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville developed an electromechanical version of “The Manipulator” and paved the way for the modern day vibrator.
Fast forward 144 years.
In September 2013, an organization named Hot Octopuss released PULSE, a vibrator for guys (aka The Guybrator). Now, before we go any further, let’s get one thing straight: Hot Octopuss did not sponsor this article, but they sent us a unit (no pun intended) to test.
Compared to other toys, The Guybrator provides an incredibly intense and unique sensation. You can use it when you’re hard or soft, and it’s waterproof, which makes showering a lot more fun.
This year we tested all sorts of sex toys, and The Guybrator is one of our favorites. Obviously, it’s not for everyone. For example, if your penis curves upward, it might be hard (oh, the puns) to position the toy’s oscillator in the right spot.
The Guybrator’s design makes the toy a little intimidating. When I first took it out of the box, I said, “where do you put your dick?” In retrospect, it is easy to use, and with patience, The Guybrator produces spectacular hands-free orgasms.
Here’s how to use it:
- Slide your penis between the soft silicone wings
- Position the oscillator (the quarter-sized button) right below the head
- Turn it on and find the setting that feels best
- Increase the intensity using the control buttons
- Blow your load
Why The Guybrator is my favorite
When I use it, I put it on my soft penis, set the vibration to constant, and immediately increase the intensity to the maximum level. While using the toy, I prefer to stand so I can contract my muscles.
Usually, I finish in less than two minutes using The Guybrator, and the hands-free orgasm is always strong. It’s like my penis has to take a breath before blasting all of my nut reserves in an uncontrollable jizz eruption. If you’re tired of typical techniques and enjoy edging or hands-free play, The Guybrator could be right for you.