How to Take a Mammoth Member Like a Pro

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Let me tell you something — I’ve seen plenty of Anacondas in the world, and they’re not artificially made by popping pills. They don’t appear only in satirical cartoons, and they aren’t in your imagination. They’re out there, and they’re just as beautiful as you think they are.

But if you’re like me, you know your limits. I’m no adult film star. I can’t snap my fingers and open my backside like the red sea and allow objects the size of the Titanic enter without any problem. I know how you feel. Sometimes seeing a gigantic schlong can be just as disappointing as seeing a micro one, but trust me when I say it isn’t over.

Never let a giant peen get in the way of an amazing experience. Do you want my advice? Here it is:

1. Get the idea of pain out of your head

You will soon turn it into a self-fulfilling prophecy. When you expect pain, trust me, you’re always going to get it much higher than anticipated. Look at it for what it is: a thick piece of skin for you to play with. It’s all yours, baby, and there’s nothing but pleasure in it. Now comes the tricky part.

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2. Know your limits before you go full throttle

Believe it or not, some anus’ will never allow a huge dong to enter because it’s how our body is shaped. That being said, if you don’t know your tolerance for pain and how much you’re willing to accept for this man, you might be super embarrassed.

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BUY A TOY and use it on yourself before you attempt to take him inside you. Trust me; it’s better to know what you’re dealing with than to meekly look up at him and say, “I’m sorry. I can’t.”

3. You must feel yourself dilate

This comes from feeling relaxed. I find that when a man goes down on me with a lot of tongues, I’m able to accommodate almost anything, honey. It might take a few minutes of him teasing with either his tongue, finger, or the tip of his member before my anal sphincters are relaxed enough for him to penetrate me slowly, but trust me it’s worth it. To dilate you need to get out of your head and allow the body to embrace it.

4. Explore your options

There are so many things you can do with a big unit that you can’t do with average-sized ones. The positions you can explore are limitless because, at last, you have a tool that can reach across the damn room and penetrate you whether you’re upside down, on your side, lifted in the air, or hanging from the ceiling. All these positions can be explored with enthusiasm, and trust me he’ll respect a man whose willing to try.

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