5 Simple Reasons You Should Swallow

Why You Should Swallow

Swallowing your man’s juices has more benefits than you might think, according to studies. While it may or may not leave a bad taste in your mouth, semen is one of Mother Nature’s best kept beauty secrets. As you’ll learn, sperm is actually a superfood. Seriously, Discover News says so!

Some cultures throughout the world believe that semen has unique properties of masculinity. This was also prevalent in ancient Greece when Aristotle took a special interest in his man juice (among others). He believed that semen provides nourishment. It turns out; he was right.

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Americans seem to be a bit squeamish about the topic of semen. Gay guys, on the other hand, have no qualms in discussing their love for man juice. Maybe that is why we are so damn vital. Studies have shown that semen has healing, even anti-aging properties.

If you’ve ever considered adding a few more ounces of semen into your morning smoothie, now is the time. Here’s why:

1. It supports muscle growth

For those of us who visit the gym often, it is all about protein. Protein promotes muscle synthesis and recovery. It turns out; there is a protein better than whey and soy.

One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several vitamins and minerals, including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, B12, and zinc. The combinations of these nutrients are perfect for building and maintaining muscle growth. The amounts of each vary with age, but because semen is also an antioxidant, it helps to slow the aging process.

2. It is a natural depressant

One study administered at the State University of New York tested the exposure of semen on up to 300 people. The results found that exposure to semen can lower symptoms of depression.

The study’s author wrote, “These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms.” This happens either anally or orally. Semen is absorbed rather quickly in the body, so its benefits are instantly detected in the bloodstream.

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In addition to the vast amount of nutrients, semen also has compounds such as cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone, prolactin, and serotonin. We might as call it happy juice!

3. It promotes a better night’s sleep

Have you ever heard of melatonin? I need to take a couple more than a few times a week – it is a natural chemical that promotes sleep. Well, it just so happens that semen is chock full of it. Because its nutrients enter the bloodstream quickly, it will help you doze off better than cheap over-the-counter crap at Walgreens.

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4. It decreases blood pressure

Studies have shown that swallowing man juice occasionally can lower your blood pressure, which has long-term effects relating to heart health, cholesterol, and overall life span. Heart health is one of the culture’s leading killers, and blood pressure helps to speed along that process. Why not contribute to dim it down by tasting a bit of man juice from time to time?

5. Ejaculating decreases the risk of prostate cancer

Study after study has shown that frequent masturbation can help to lower the risk of prostate cancer later in life. In a way, it cleans out the pipes while also forcing our bodies to rejuvenate itself each time.

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It can be a two-way street. Your man helps you lower your risk, while you help to slow the aging process. Altogether, it is the perfect relationship.

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